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[♪♪♪]

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BATMAN: <i> Greetings, Batfans.</i>

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This is Batman.

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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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<i>Welcoming you to </i>The New
Adventures of Batman.

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<i>Watch us wage </i> <i>our
never-ending battle</i>

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<i> of good versus evil.</i>

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ROBIN: <i> Ride with
us as we chase</i>

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<i>the greatest array of villains </i>
t<i>he world has ever seen,</i>

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<i>proving that crime </i>
d<i>oes not pay.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> Get set for
thrills</i> <i> and action.</i>

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Join me, Batman...

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And me, Robin the Boy Wonder.

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And Batgirl.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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ROBIN: <i> ...in the super</i>
New Adventures of Batman.

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<i> [SIREN WAILING]</i>

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[♪♪♪]

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MAN [OVER PA]: <i> Jailbreak.</i>

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<i> Jailbreak.</i>

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<i> Close all gates.</i>

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<i>Guards, </i> <i>report
to your stations.</i>

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<i>Jailbreak in Cellblock
C. </i> <i>Jailbreak.</i>

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[JOKER LAUGHING]

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Here I am. Ha-ha-ha!

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Over here.

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[LAUGHS]

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Come on, now.

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Try and find me.

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Over there.

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Get the lights over there.

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[LAUGHING]

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<i> Roses are red</i> <i> Ha-ha!</i>

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<i> And violets are blue</i>

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Ha-ha!

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<i> You won't find me</i>

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<i> You haven't a clue</i>

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Ha-ha!

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<i> Roses are red</i>

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<i> And violets are...</i>

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[LAUGHING]

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Hello down there.

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I want to thank you

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for a not-so-pleasant stay.

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It's the Joker.

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After him.

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[LAUGHS]

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Sorry, gentlemen, but
my Jokerplane is here.

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And, ha-ha, I must be leaving.

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[ALARM WAILING]

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One last thing:

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I have a message for Batman.

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Tell him I haven't forgotten

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who put me here in jail.

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[LAUGHS]

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Tell Batman that I
shall devote myself

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to making him...

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[LAUGHS]

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...the laughingstock

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of Gotham City.

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[LAUGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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My newest invention, Robin:

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helium paint.

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Holy levitation.

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BAT-MITE: Now that
is really something.

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Hi, fellas.

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Hey, look, I got a surfboard.

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Easy there.

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[♪♪♪]

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Hey, cut it out.

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You haven't seen anything yet.

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Watch this.

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Wheee!

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[GIGGLES]

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[CRASH]

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Oh, no.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Sorry, Robin.

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Holy aggravation, Batman.

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What are we gonna do with him?

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The question, Robin, is what
we're going to do with you.

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[BEEPING]

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Yes, commissioner? Batman,

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you'd better take
a look outside.

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Outside?

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Take a look, you'll see.

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I think we'd better get
up to the Bat-tower.

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[♪♪♪]

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"A challenge to Batman."

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<i> You think you're smart</i>

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<i> You think you're witty</i>

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<i>But I am the smartest </i>
I<i>n Gotham City</i>

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<i> So try and catch me</i>

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<i> That is if you dare</i>

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<i>But first I warn you
Y</i>o<i>u'd better beware</i>

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Oh, yeah?

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We'll see about that.

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Go ahead, Robin.

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<i> For where there is smoke</i>

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<i> There is also fire</i>

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<i> That is your clue</i>

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<i> And I am no liar</i>

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Holy Joker, Batman.

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What do you think he's up to?

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You never know with
the Joker, Robin.

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[♪♪♪]

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Let's go, Robin.

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Bat-Mite, you stay here.

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Where there's smoke, there's
fire, and maybe the Joker too.

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[♪♪♪]

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Batman calling
Commissioner Gordon.

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<i>There's a large fire </i>
a<i>t the junkyard.</i>

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<i>Looks like the
work </i> <i>of the Joker.</i>

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<i>Better send out </i> <i>the
fire department.</i>

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<i> Batman out.</i>

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I'm afraid Batman is
gonna have his hands full

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with the Joker.

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Maybe Batgirl can
be of some help.

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[♪♪♪]

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Holy burning trash.

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I never thought that Joker
would do anything like this.

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I don't think he
meant to, Robin.

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Looks like he just wanted
a small blaze in there,

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but the sparks jumped
across the road.

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That's what happens
when you play with fire.

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BOY: Batman. Batman.

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A man asked me to give
you this. Thank you.

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<i>I couldn't wait </i>
S<i>o please pursue</i>

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<i> Pagliacci's</i> my favorite

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<i> And it's also your clue</i>

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What's a Pagliacci?

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It's a very famous opera.

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It's the story of a clown.

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No wonder the Joker likes it.

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Tell me about the man
who gave you this.

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Well, Spot and I were
playing over there...

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Where's my dog?

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[BARKING]

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ROBIN: Great balls of fire.

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That dog's in trouble.

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[LAUGHING] All right, all
right, you're welcome.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Batman, I think
you've made a friend.

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BATMAN: Here you are, son.

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Gee, thank you, Batman.

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It's Batgirl.

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Hi. Thought I'd drop by and
see what the Joker was up to.

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Would you give
this to Batgirl?

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<i> Pagliacci.</i>

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It's an opera about a clown.

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I know. I also know

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that the famous Spanish
singer, Mucho Gusto,

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is giving a special
performance today.

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The governor, the mayor,

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even Commissioner
Gordon will be there.

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And the opera

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is<i> Pagliacci.</i>

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Then let's go.

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[♪♪♪]

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[MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]

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[LAUGHS]

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[AUDIENCE GASPS] Batman.

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What are you doing here?

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Why, I'm here to make
you laugh, commissioner.

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Always leave them laughing.

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It's... [LAUGHS]

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...it's... [LAUGHS]

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...laughing gas.

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Ha-ha! I can't help myself.

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I don't know
what's... [LAUGHS]

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHS]

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Commissioner. Officer,

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arrest that man.

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Batman?

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That's right.

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I want Batman arrested.

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Arrested?

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Holy false imprisonment.

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Sufferin' Saturn.

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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GORDON: All right,
Batman, I apologize.

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But it sure seemed to be
you up there on that stage.

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Well, things aren't always the
way they seem, commissioner.

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You're right. But the Joker
made you look pretty silly.

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And I sure wish I knew what
he was going to do next.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Now stop it, Giggles.

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[LAUGHS]

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You're making me laugh.

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[LAUGHS]

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Now you wait here. [LAUGHING]

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Now stop that. This is...

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[LAUGHS]

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...serious business.

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[LAUGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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Sorry I had to do that,

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but this location
must remain a secret.

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I understand, Batman.

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So this is the famous Batcave.

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And where is Bat-Mite?

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Here I am, with a small
present in honor of your visit.

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Well, thank you.

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What is it? Helium paint.

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One of the inventions
we've been working on.

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We? Listen here--

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[BATCOMPUTER BEEPING]

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BATMAN: Yes, commissioner?

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<i>Well, the Joker's </i>
d<i>one it again.</i>

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<i>Go out to the zoo, </i> <i>and
you'll see what I mean.</i>

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BATGIRL: Do you
mind if I stay here

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and use the computer?

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I have an idea.

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Of course. Bat-Mite
can stay and help you.

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Yahoo! Ha!

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[♪♪♪]

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[CHATTERING]

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Holy float like a butterfly
and sting like a bee.

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Batman, look.

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[TRUMPETING]

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BATMAN: <i> Like an
elephant</i> <i> I never forget</i>

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<i> So watch out, Batman</i>

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<i> I'll get you yet</i>

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"Continued on next elephant."

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<i>When you figure
out </i> <i>What I intend</i>

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<i>You'll spend your time
I</i>n<i> search of a friend</i>

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"You'll spend your time
in search of a friend."

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Holy weird riddles, Batman.

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I don't get it.

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Well, when the Joker
speaks in rhyme,

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you can bet he has a reason.

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Hey, look out for the
animals. Watch out!

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Over there, Robin. [ROARS]

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[LAUGHING]

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Come on, Boy Wonder.

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We have to catch him before
he spooks the other animals.

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[ROARING]

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[TRUMPETING]

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[LAUGHING]

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Holy pachyderms, Batman.

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They're breaking out.

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What'll we do?

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We have one chance, Robin,
if I can contact the Batcave.

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Batman calling Batgirl.

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<i>Batman calling
Batgirl, </i> <i>come in.</i>

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Go ahead, Batman.

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Give me ten seconds,

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then change the computer
mode to "music."

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<i> And then dial in "circus."</i>

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First music,

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then circus.

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Roger, Batman.

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All right, Robin,
to the Batmobile.

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[TRUMPETING]

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Now for the stereo speakers.

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And now for the Bat-Aerial.

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Seven, eight, nine, ten.

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[CIRCUS MUSIC
PLAYING OVER STEREO]

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ROBIN: Batman,

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they remembered
their circus act.

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Of course, Robin. Once
you've been in show business,

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you never forget.

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All right, Robin, the
zookeeper will take over now.

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Let's get back to the Batcave.

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[♪♪♪]

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[LAUGHS]

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There they go,
Giggles. Ha-ha-ha!

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Well, now, heh-heh-heh!

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No more Mr. Nice Guy.

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[LAUGHS]

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Not so loud.

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BATGIRL: Then the Joker set up
the kangaroo and the elephants.

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Now, look what happens
if we just keep

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the first letter of each word.

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BATMAN: "Joke."

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He's spelling out "Joker."

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Good thinking, Batgirl.

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Holy alphabet.

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Then R is next.

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I'd better call
the commissioner.

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[♪♪♪]

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[AS GORDON] Yes, Batman.

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I see. Then all we have to do

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is figure out where
the R will be.

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That's right,
commissioner. Any ideas?

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Yes, several.

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It could be the
railroad roundhouse.

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Better send Robin there.

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<i> Don't you leave the Batcave</i>

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<i> until I call you back.</i>

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00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,949
Right, commissioner.

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Robin, you and Bat-Mite take
off for the railroad roundhouse,

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and watch your step.

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No need to worry, chief.
I'll take care of him.

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Whoops. [GIGGLES]

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[LAUGHS]

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Poor Batman.

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By the time he figures
this out...Ha-ha-ha!

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...I'll have Robin
thousands of miles away.

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[LAUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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Sure looks quiet.

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Sure does. Hey, look.

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That's the boy we
met at the junkyard.

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I'll go ask him if
he's seen anything.

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I'll look around in the
railroad roundhouse.

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Something's wrong.

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I keep wondering
what the Joker meant

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by "You'll spend your time
in search of a friend."

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Batgirl, your father's
voice sounded strange.

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I wonder...

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<i> Yes, Batman.</i>

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BATMAN: Commissioner,
no time to explain.

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Did we speak a
few minutes ago?

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No, we didn't.

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00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:13,881
I was afraid of that.

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I'll call you
later, commissioner.

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The last letter in
the Joker's name: R.

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He's after Robin.

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Let's go.

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[LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHING]

328
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,992
Holy Birdman of Alcatraz.

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Open this door. Let me out.

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[JOKER LAUGHING]

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Not yet, Robin.

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Ha-ha! You have a long
trip ahead of you.

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[LAUGHS]

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Here comes the express.

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[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

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[LAUGHS]

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00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,597
Now we'll hook you up

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to the end of the express.

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[LAUGHS]

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Have a nice trip.

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[LAUGHS]

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00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,983
Bat-Mite, I'm in the boxcar.

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<i> See if you can switch me off</i>

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00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,354
<i> before I hook up to the train.</i>

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00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,023
Hang on, Robin.

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00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:04,758
Come on, Spot, we
gotta save Robin.

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00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,367
Ohhh.

348
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,803
It's Batman.

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There they go.

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We'll hitch up
to Robin's boxcar

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and take him with us.

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[LAUGHS]

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Take over, Batgirl.

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00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,938
Robin, help, help!

355
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,673
Hold on, Bat-Mite.

356
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,163
[LAUGHS] [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

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00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,010
Boy, am I glad to see you.

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[BELL RINGS]

359
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,687
Well, Joker, we meet again.

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00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,391
The throttle's broken.

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We can't stop.

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Batgirl calling Batman.

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00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,565
The bridge is out.

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00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,567
Stop the train.

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00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:54,968
We can't stop.

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00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,403
The control's broken.

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00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:58,472
Batgirl, can you drop
me the helium paint

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that Bat-Mite gave you?

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00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:01,942
BATGIRL: I'm on my way.

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00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:30,471
Well, Joker, we're
gonna fly you nonstop...

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right back to jail.

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[LAUGHING]

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00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:36,710
Oh, be quiet.

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VOICE: <i> Bat Message.</i>

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Bat-Mite, you certainly
were a real hero today.

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Now close your eyes. I
have something for you.

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All right, open.

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00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,469
You know, Bat-Mite,
for each hero,

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there are usually a lot
of others who helped.

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They're the unsung heroes.

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We should all take turns
wearing this. One more thing.

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See you next week.

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00:22:17,152 --> 00:22:19,169
[♪♪♪]